Black ops releases in just a little over 7 hours, and I’m already at gamestop waiting… Dedicated? You bet.

Something that I find funny at work is when I tell a customer to hit a button on the screen and they literally HIT the button, then precede to ask; “did I hit it hard enough?” No, if you didn’t break my screen, it wasn’t hard enough, could you please try again?

Holy crap, I slept my whole day away today…

Family guy. ”Sex turns straight people gay and gay people into mexicans, you see sex makes everyone going down a notch.”

Lady gaga wore a dress and a hat that was made out of meat to the vma’s? Not to mention a purse of meat. That’s only a bit weird.

Nevermind. I’m lying. It’s not a new episode of House. Officially watching the VMA’s

Wait…. This world is cruel… VMA’s and the new season of House at the same time…

VMA’s :)

Go to www.google.com/translate Type in “James Bond” and have it translate into Chinese [either one]

Finally here. Good morning Dallas.